playing confidence man 

Playing Confidence man is when a guy willing dates or acts interested in a woman to raise her self esteem

Linda: "Wow I didn't know Rob was into Michelle"

John: "He's not, he's just playing confidence man"

playing confidence man by Mrpayday February 21, 2017

False confidence man

The type of man who is full of false confidence about his abilities to satisfy a woman in the bedroom (or wherever else you try to get your rocks off. A man who thinks he made a woman squirt even though she's so turned off she can only describe it as being fucked by a pencil wrapped in sandpaper

Mark was known as False Confidence man despite having to repetitively ask the woman for reassurance & to ask vital questions such as "am I doing this right?"

False confidence man by Thefairyseshmother March 19, 2026

Confident man 

OOOOHHH!!! MYGOD!!! THISFUCKINGGUY!!!

Hym "The picture... Is 2 women staring at his fat cock... One overtly and the other is kind of side-eyeing it... What about that has anything to do with being a confident man? 'You see how confident I am in women's endless desire for fat cocks?' We're in euphemism land! We're in pretend euphemism land! Confidence? Jesus Christ!"

Confident man by Hym Iam June 11, 2023

Man Conference 

A fast action council of bros to make fast decisions, crowd source opinions. Usually occur to decide where to go out to dinner or who to ban from the inner circle.

That asshat was a total narc so we held a man conference to ban him from the apartment for good.

Man Conference by letithappen88 November 7, 2016

One-man Conference Room 

A very small room with a locking door that usually has large gaps in it and a single porcelin seat with water inside. The walls normally are suspended above the floor which also has a large gap to the ceiling. A roll of soft thin paper is almost always supplied in the room. Very often two or more conference rooms of this type are contained in a row next to each other in a larger room that usually has ceramic or tile floors. Rooms of this type are sometimes called a bathroom, restroom, water closet, among other names.

John: I have to take a meeting in the one-man conference room - I do not want to be disturbed.

Joe: Is it a stand-up meeting?

John: No it is a sit-down meeting.

Later...

Joe: How did your meeting go?

John: Negotiations were tough but it all worked out in the end. Of course no job is ever finshed until the paper work is done.

One-man Conference Room by Paper Pusher October 13, 2011