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concerned citizen 

A concerned citizen is a citizen of a country, often uneducated or stupid, that is concerned by a subject recently brought to his attention, most of the time by the media but can also be from other, more local sources, like a neighbor, even if the subject never affected his life in any way prior to the hearing of it.
Fox news started talking about them Muslims in Iraq. Now, it's the only thing Bob talks about, nowadays. He's such a concerned citizen. But what about the middle east? He keeps asking. God!
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Concerned citizen 

A concerned citizen is a citizen of a country that is extremely concerned about a subject he just saw on TV, even if said subject does not affect his life in the slightest. Sometimes, the concern becomes permanent. When that happens, it is considered a mental illness.
There's no Muslims in town, and yet, ever since Fox news informed Jon of the dangers Muslims represents, he bought himself a gun for self defense. He's a very concerned citizen.
Concerned citizen by MisterMaximvs September 23, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016