Computah

Computah (noun; interjection, slang)

(noun, often vocative) A humorous, personified force blamed for or credited with making two male characters suddenly act attracted to each other in an exaggerated, hypersexual, or “horny” way.
(interjection) An exclamation used when such a situation appears, expressing amused disbelief or mock acknowledgment of that trope.

Computah you've done it again!

Computah by FANCYXOCO April 18, 2026

computard 

One who lacks proficiency and competence within the field of computers to the extent at which he or she is an annoyance to others. A computard is prone to asking inane questions requiring one to break an explanation down to mere two word steps consiting of one verb and one noun (i.e. move mouse, click icon, etc).

Dude, this one computard once asked me how to extract a zip file and I was like "Dude download WinRAR" and he was like "how do I download" and I was like "WTF dude".

computard by Vishal Agarwala July 6, 2004

Computato 

A combination of computer and potato to represent lazy bums who sit in front of their computer watching tv shows rather than being a couch potato who sits on their couch in front of a television.

Ex. Matt loves sitting around and being a computato as he watches Spanish soap operas on his laptop.

Computato by ladyrainosaur November 25, 2011

computator

Somebody who spends the majority of their free time on their computer.

May also be used to describe the computer neophyte.

{From a TV spot for portable generators}:

Got a new incinerator,
Got a cool refrigerator,
Smell ya later computator
WORK! HOME!! PLAY!!!

computator by Telephony July 3, 2014

computadorally 

Being both intrinsically funny and bad at spoon contests. Also inclined to thwart that ass as necessary.

That girl was totally computadorally inclined so she thwarted my ass all night long. I then proceeded to whoop her ass in a spoon contest.

computadorally by Bob Barker III February 13, 2008

computard 

One who is unable to use a computer, or more commonly one who is rubbish at the internet. Portmanteau of computer and retard.

quoteSPOILER ALERT: color;whiteat the end, he turns out to be his father/coler/quote

You computard.

computard by SelfControl November 13, 2004

Computational Resources 

Computational Resources: Are the Computing Resources that including Data storage, processing power, Ram, Time & Bandwidth. Other wise referred to as (CR) and primarily used in utility computing.

Digital Ribbon is developing the information and technology infrastructure for the management, distribution, and pricing of (CR) Computational Resources for providers and users; it intends to be a commercial leader in the rapidly emerging market of utility computing.

Computational Resources by Erik Weaver June 30, 2005