A person who lingers around service industry establishments such as Bars with the intent of receiving drinks, food, etc.
The Comptroller left the bar after no one would buy her a free drink.
by ParadiseBartender June 22, 2011
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A complete fuckup. A person wearing colorful robes who does not understand basic orders about standing in a corner. A jackass overlord who does not realize he/she/it has done anything wrong. A Movoldo of unspeakable acts.
"I'm in the fucking corner! Arglebargle!", declared the douchebag comptroller.

So we're looking at some naked pictures of Jessica Biel and this douchebag comptroller runs over trying to put his dick in our ear...what the fuck is that about?
by Millyy November 8, 2006
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