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commit die

a phrase to tell to someone ordering them to die, commonly used by the Despacito spider. Varies in forms: commit toaster bath, cease vital functions, yeetus yeetus commit self deleetus.
commit die by Veridicule December 26, 2018

Commit die

Commiting die is another term for suicide. Invented by none other than the model star Wilton.
Wilton: Damn I suck at this game if I lose, I'm gonna commit die.
Commit die by gamerjhonny February 2, 2022

commit die

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commit die is a meme idiot
commit die by gsbl November 15, 2019

go commit die 

the worst thing you can possibly say to someone. this phrase can destroy someone and they will have no way of coming back
person 1: no one likes you ugly ass ni🅱️🅱️a
person 2: go commit die

person 1: shit
go commit die by Xx_ass_eater_69 August 12, 2018

go commit die 

When grammar dies but u still want to say go kys.
roblox player 1: ur an idit
roblox player 2: ur the f word
roblox player 1: stop being having autism
roblox player 1: go commit die
go commit die by iiJason124 August 27, 2018
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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