Column FU 

The Default title of column “FU” in every Excel spreadsheet should be the name of your office a-hole. In our office, Mike is the hands down winner...

Everyone in our office changed Column FU in their Excel spreadsheets to “Mike”. That way when Mike is being really annoying in a meeting or conference call you can scroll over to bring that up on your screen. Even better if you are presenting...

Column FU by Poway Guy November 14, 2017

Column Rich 

Being so wealthy that the massive weight of your house needs to be supported by large columns, beams or arches. Columns may be used as a purely decorative element to display ones immense wealth and completely unnecessary for structural purposes.

Did you see his new home in Beverly Hills? That boy is column rich. I bet there's a tennis court in the backyard.

Column Rich by Norms K January 13, 2014

Column Effect 

When you’re charged more for home repairs or anything when someone sees that you have columns on your house.

When the contractor gave us an estimate for a job, it was 20% more just because of the column effect.

Column Effect by Brook Byrnes September 5, 2019

Add an extra column 

This term is reserved for supervisors who you as a subordinate brief your way out of a jam on an excel spreadsheet. This can be most conviently described as when you are giving a briefing of some sort, like on an excel spreadsheet. And when you explain or brief your way out of a problem. The supervisor or boss will just add an extra column and you then fucked again.

What the fuck man? I thought you had briefed your way out of that jam. Yeah me too until that asshat pulled out the add an extra column to the spreadsheet. Yeah I know he did pull out the ball bag musket on you.

Add an extra column by pantyteamaster October 21, 2010

fifth column 

A group within a state that attempts to subvert and weaken the state in order to assist an enemy. First used during the Spanish Civil War.

The characterization of leftists in the United States as a Communist 'fifth column' by the McCarthyist witchhunters survives today in post-9/11 America; only now Arabs and Muslims are blacklisted.

fifth column by LudwigVan October 1, 2004

2nd Column Shopper 

When someone shops based on the price alone instead of the actual item they are buying, derived from the fact that most websites, menus and whatnot lists their price on the 2nd column. In other words, either a cheapskate or automatically assuming the most expensive option is best (open to interpretation).

1. "Mary only bought a side of eggs because it was the cheapest option on the menu, and she's still hungry. What a 2nd column shopper."
2. "Mike just got $100K car, but completely ignoring the fact that it has the reliability of a heroin junkie having withdrawal. Gotta love people who only look at the 2nd column!"

2nd Column Shopper by edw007 January 23, 2019

great column

A man with a large or especially long penis.

"My girlfriend calls me 'The Great Column' because I have a massive horse cock."

great column by massivehorse April 27, 2008