college grove 

hodunk little town near Franklin, Tennessee, where nobody lives, and cow-tipping is the norm.

the other day a friend of mine was talking to a girl who lived there, who said that they all loved to make moonshine and go out and chop snake's heads off for fun.

now thats really depressing. there are literally three buildings in the downtown area and probably a population of five.

so pretty much don't ever go there. ever.

cow-tipping
moonshine-making
shotgun shells in the back of people's cars
nothingness
headless snakes
college grove

college grove by theres nothing here January 6, 2009

Grove City College 

GCC is a small liberal arts college that's totally an "ivy of a different league".

Grove City College: Rigorous Academics. Authentically Christian. Amazing Value.

I go to Grove City College. It's totally an ivy of a different league. I love it there. The students and profs are just awesome!

Grove City College by godlygal October 14, 2009

Grove City College 

home to some of the best people you will ever meet.

The students of Grove City College are boss

Grove City College by tods May 24, 2011

Grove City College 

Weirdest, most inconsiderate, assholes in western Pennsylvania. Able to spot a GCC student by simply finding the people suffocating on their own asshole.

James: Hey man, i go to Grove City College! Do you love jesus as much as i pretend i do?
Steven: Get away from me you pretentious assfuck

Grove City College by Biblebasher245 December 12, 2013

grove city college booty call 

NOUN~ Being summoned to hangout past open hours to “watch a movie” kiss and later tell your friends about your “crazy hookup.”

“The act of being summoned to kiss after open hours”- Omg **** asked me to watch cars 2 with him, but idk if he’s being intentional or just wants a “grove city college booty call”.

grove city college booty call by Boibye10125 November 2, 2023

Groves Christian College 

A school that you should not attend and this is why:
The staff when confronted an incident of sexual assault handle it so well. So well in fact that they give you a bunch of reasons as to why they can't do anything about it, try to blame it on the victim as to why it happened and then give the person that did it only 2-3 days of suspension. What's great about the school though is that all students are treated equally...equally like shit it is because they're only students so their opinions don't matter as much. Now when it comes to dating at the school...oh wait dating is illegal. leave room for Jesus and if you don't they will talk to you and convince the couple to break up with each other. If that doesn't work out then they'll just make the couple live a living hell, constantly getting in trouble for absolutely nothing and threats of getting expelled. The school is also worried about teen pregnancies which could easily be solve if i don't know...if they taught sex education? maybe if they did there would be less pregnant girls having an abortion or people having sex in the bathrooms. Now if you are looking for friends then these are your options: Perverts, Druggies, Sluts, Populars, Your Local christian fanatic and the try hards. Examples of the high school experience at this school will be listed below.

- someone shitting in a bottle, filling it up with water and splashing it all over the lockers
-People getting expelled for smoking and drinking
-Lots of bullying
-Constantly getting told that you need to get saved by Jesus
-Guys talking about female international students as if they are objects

"Have you heard of Groves Christian College? wouldn't recommend that place, they treat the students like animals"

Groves Christian College by Mysterygirl419 May 21, 2020