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An elderly person trying to over stay their worth on planet earth
The pension queue at the local post office is populated by coffin dodgers
by coff-in dodd-ge-rr October 14, 2003
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to take an unfortunate loss and turn of events.
"last night took an L, but tonight I bounce back" - Big Sean (2017)
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by urbansammy January 20, 2017
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Coffin Dodgers were an American heavy rock band from New Jersey. They played together from 1999 to 2006. During that time they released 3 CD's, one 7" record, and a rare 5 song cassette. They were usually associated with stoner rock or punk rock.
Coffin Dodgers were one of South Jerseys first stoner rock bands.
by Tallcan Records April 15, 2009
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An elderly person who appears to be a nuisance. Someone literally dodging their coffin.
by 42017658994 July 24, 2008
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Anyone over the age of 65 who is always moaning, always in the way and should be dead!
There was a queue of coffin dodgers outside the post office on tuesday morning.
by Mattuuu March 10, 2006
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Old twats that stink of stale piss and always complain that they are hard-up whilst having thousands of pounds stached away in shoeboxes all round their house, waiting for bogus inspectors to steal it and spend the bloody thing.Usually to be found hogging benches in precincts - ciggy in one hand and a Gregg's pasty in the other!
Let me on the bus first young man !
You may have been at the front of the queue but I'm old !
by Bod June 09, 2004
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