coffee slut 

noun.
1. someone who consumes copious amounts of coffee

2. someone with a large amount of knowledge pertaining to said caffeinated beverage (usually pretentious, has a job as a barista, and is probably a hipster)

That's your 6th shot of espresso since noon? You're such a coffee slut!

I saw her the other day at two different coffeehouses, the coffee slut!

coffee slut by Uncanny Canary August 7, 2012

Coffee Slut 

A professor who purposely spills coffee on her cleavage for probably attention from the class. Which gives people the idea that she most likely stripped her way though college and is a slut .

She doesn't buy coffee to drink it, she buys it to be a coffee slut .

Oh my god, that coffee slut professor of mine spilled coffee on herself and now my mid-term paper has boob stains on it.

Stop spilling coffee on yourself you coffee slut

Coffee Slut by bcarrot January 23, 2011

coffee slut 

When you are NOT loyal to anyone or any place that serves up coffee.

"She is such a coffee slut, she even gets her coffee from 7-eleven."

coffee slut by studio61 January 24, 2008

coffee slut 

A woman who forces all the matches she finds on dating sites and considers dating to first meet over coffee to complete the preliminary interview process.

She was such a cute, blue-eyed blond in her profile pic. Yet, she looked so much older when we met and the coffee slut finally admitted that the photo was way more than five years old when it was taken.

coffee slut by stlsrching May 6, 2011

Coffee Slut 

Tattooed sexy Starbucks Barista who your girlfriend is jealous of because she leaves flirty provocative messages on your coffee lid.

Cindy asked:
“Did that coffee slut tease you with another smiley faced message “

Coffee Slut by sea net playa September 7, 2021

Coffee Slut 

Attractive Starbucks Barista who writes flirty notes on your boyfriends Coffee lid.

Cindy asked “Hey Chris did that Coffee Slut ask you to have A Fabulous Friday?”

Coffee Slut by sea net playa September 8, 2021