Simply put, it's one of the most pathetic excuses for looking like "a fancy high-strung hunk of 'Can't get my ass out of bed' crap who want's to feel good abput him/her self"
I drink Coffee because it help's me wake up.
by Free from Stupid October 27, 2008
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Coffee (verb): to procure and drink the drink of gods.
Students on way to school.
Student 1: I'm going coffee?(Rhetorical Question)
(Meaning; i'm going to get and drink coffee, wanna come?)
Student 2: .......
Student 1: (Goes to Cafe and gets coffee)
by Triple shot short black April 15, 2011
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The shit people drink every morning to wake their ass up. Even though there teeth will yellow to point of being gold and breath so stank the shittiness of it is palpable.
Damn, someone had drunk to much coffee this morning. Yo teeth is blockin out THE SUN!
by Crazybastard4everQWERTY March 13, 2015
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One who is coughed upon.
Jane coughed on Jim, Jim punched her. Jim is a bad coffee.

I was coughed on, I am a coffee.
by OfficerCash March 26, 2009
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Coffee consumed in various amounts which may enhance the bowel movement generating effects of a push meal, sometimes loosening consistency and commonly adding an expolsive component.
That coffee booster that I had with my push meal really caused a rectal exorcism.
by Cornsonthehouse September 15, 2022
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When the cheesecake from cheese cake factory smells like the ratchet third Simpson sister, and smells like coffee.
Hillary Duff: Ugh she's such a coffee ass!
by OmgShane March 28, 2016
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