cockroach

Very disgusting bug that eats one's food.

There was a cockroach.

by JulianDB December 21, 2016

cockroach

It's a game, a large group of people play in an even larger group. Like a club in a school would play it, amongst the rest of the unknowing students. Basically, if someone comes up to you and whispers cockroach in your ear, you have to get down on your back without hesitation, no matter where you are and wave your arms and legs in the air for five seconds, if you delay at all, or change position you have to do it for 20 seconds.

Guy1:*whispers* cockroach!
Guy2:NO! hell no!
Guy1: TWENTY SECONDS!
guy2: *forced into doing it for 20seconds*

by Tithenpen January 16, 2009

Cockroach

Nasty little assholes that are everywhere. they never fucking die, until you smash the damn thing eighty times. and then their antenna thingers still move around you finally just get pissed off enough to get a napkin, pick it up and flush it down the toilet.

and they also make you squirm/scream like a mother fucker.

and i think you all know why they're nicknamed COCKroaches.

Angela:-walks into the bathroom; looks on the floor- AHHH, HOLY SHIT A COCKROACH! -jumps on the counter and chucks everything at it and it still doesn't die- GOD DAMMIT. SOMEONE HELP ME!!!

Marissa walks in the bathroom and sees the cockroach.

Marissa: "OH MY GOD, EW!" -smashes it with her shoe several times. " IT WON'T DIE!" -continues to smash it-

Angela: "OH NOOOOOESS!"

by bananafanna July 19, 2010

Cockroach

A cockroach is a disgusting fucking insect that originally came from the deepest, darkest, slimiest, smelliest pits of hell.

They are an abomination!

If you end up seeing even one, JUST one, cockroach crawling around your house, then keep in mind that there are possibly hundreds more hiding inside cracks or walls.

by Striker122 May 13, 2010

Cockroach

Why is it called a cockroach? Because its a dick and it flies in your face.

Ahhh its in my face!!!!!
What ?
The cockroach!!!

by NotCharne September 28, 2019

Cockroach

Person who has no honor...an unloyal person,a person who goes against their word.

a man who ain't got his word is a cockroach

by batts October 15, 2006

Cockroachism

1.(Noun) - The art of simply refusing to die, regardless of the cause or situation behind it. Usually associated with strong feelings of spitefulness, animosity or an incomplete goal that will trigger the response.

2.(Verb) - The action of simply not dying, or being extremely hard to kill.

(Noun) - I have awaken my inner Cockroachism, Death is not an option.

by The one who refuses to die. April 27, 2021