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cock touching roach

a cockroach that happens to be sitting on one's towel when one attempts to dry one's genitals (or anus).

when the unfortunate insect comes into contact with the area in question, immediate squashage will usually result, causing the present death of the violative cockroach.

you may need to have another shower after you have come into contact with the cock touching roach.
There was a cock touching roach sitting on my towel, he is dead now.
by stiastyles June 20, 2007
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