cock slap

verb: to strike a person in the face with the penis

She got smart with me and i cock slapped the bitch!

by goodaaron March 19, 2003

cock slap

using ones penis to slap the face of another person. also called a mushroom tattoo because of the redness left behind by the hit.

if you dont shut up i'll cock slap you!

by Luke Merlini November 25, 2003

cock slap

When a male human uses his penis to slap someone. Usually done at full length, but not completely stiff to allow for a whipping action. Commonly used against passed out victums. (Can be slightly painful for the slapper, but the comic effect is usually worth it)

Did you get cock slapped last night? You have a mushroom bruise on your cheek.

If you don't shut up I am gonna cock slap you in your sleep.

by Jaunito September 1, 2006

cock slap

To slap someone with your cock(penis). Usually performed in the face, with a left to right motion.

After jizzin in her face I cocked slapped her so she undertands who's the boss.
Every man should cock slap the wife when its necessary(everyday).

by Johnnay June 1, 2003

cock slap

to strike someone in the face with your trouser snake.

i cock slapped that dumb bitch cause she didnt make me a sandwich

by SHOCKER May 13, 2005

cock slap

verb: to slap soeone with your penis, usually in the face, but could be anywhere on the body

Im gonna cock slap you Timmy!

by Dick Chase September 26, 2009

cock slap

in many porn vidoes, when a male beats the chick with his penis

uhhh yeah oh yeah! eat that bitch!
*nik likes it on the face*
*slap slap*

by Ice&Mer May 13, 2003