cock skirt 

An excessively long foreksin, resulting in the foreskin overhanging the penis and looking like a purple Scotsman in a pink kilt.

My cock skirt's a bit chilly tonight.

cock skirt by Web Willy April 7, 2003

shirt cock sword fighting 

1. the act of two men sword fighting with their dicks while only wearing a shirt. 2. the preferred way for Scientologist to boost their Thetan level.

"Lord Xenu froze the aliens and dropped them into the Hawaiian volcano's because of the excessive shirt cock sword fighting!"
"We all shit ourselves when we saw two Mormon Missionaries jump off their bikes, partially undress & start shirt cock sword fighting to see who gets to ring the next doorbell."
"John Travolta was recently seen shirt cock sword fighting Tom Cruise for a parking space at the Scientology Center in Hollywood."

shirt cock sword fighting by Snifner October 9, 2006

shirt cock

when a dude gets nervous around a girl and tries to be cool. then nervously tugs his shirt. (chick chick)

man did u totally see him shirt cock as soon as she came in the room?

shirt cock by dudeman99 January 24, 2011

Cock and balls shirt 

A T shirt with a cock and a pair of balls printed on it.

Look at John's cock and balls shirt.

Cock and balls shirt by Deep blue 2012 November 23, 2009

COCKSHIRTING 

When a boy, teen, or man walks around only wearing a shirt, otherwise totally naked, cock swinging free. Usually occurs when on the hunt for clean undies and/or pants.

She: I'm so fucking mad, my brother was cockshirting when Brad came over!

COCKSHIRTING by 5Septembermorning May 20, 2018