Cock rub 

Noun. The act of rubbing ones peepee. Like a handjob... but way better.

Yea so last night was awesome; Kelly game me an over the pants cock rub.

Cock rub by Johnny Cockboy October 24, 2017

Cock Rubber D 

Legendary underground soul/funk dj.

Cock Rubber D spins vinyl with his 12". Cock rubber D has mad spinning skillz. Cock rubber d brought the house down last night, with his 12". pljr's favorite deejay.

Fuck cock, did you bring your balls with you into work today?

Cock Rubber D by Tyler Homan June 29, 2009

Cock Rubber 

a woman whore like woman who instead of being an actual whore gives out only handjobs but gives them more willy nilly than a whore would sex

guy 1: "man that slut gave me a handjob within the first fifteen minutes

guy 2: "Ohh she's gotta be a cock rubber

Cock Rubber by the origional harrison October 17, 2008

cock rubbing

Noun.

1) The act of petting or caressing one's pet rooster. Typically, this is done ritualistically in the morning as thanks to the rooster for performing his crowing duties, though any time during the day is acceptable.

Timothy gets up early to do his cock rubbing before heading out to complete his chores.

cock rubbing by LOGIBEAR2007 June 14, 2016

Cock Rubber 

A whore like woman who instead of fucking multiple men, she prefers to give them hand jobs, and is so experienced that the men don't mind getting a hand job instead of pussy.

guy 1: Yo dude did u get with that hick from the bar last night.

guy 2: Yea man but she just gave me hand job.

guy 1: Man that sucks.

guy 2: No i didn't mind she was a total Cock Rubber

Cock Rubber by the original Harrison October 20, 2008

cock rubbish 

describes object or event which does not meet standards expected and therefore must have male origins

I think that is cock rubbish (describing running out of beer after the shops have shut)

He is being cock rubbish (describing someone failing to achieve a task)

cock rubbish by chilli the ginger beast February 6, 2010

Cock Rubbery 

To Rub your manhood against a ladies genitalia, to excite stimulate and part the waves.

Kevin was getting nowhere with Karen so decided to try Cock Rubbery

So drove his car up and down the drive to open the garage.

Cock Rubbery by Micheal Masked Avenger February 28, 2022