Cock Chops

When you trim your pubic hair but leave a bush on both sides of your cock like mutton chops.

Hey man, I am totally shaving my junk into a nice set of cock chops.

by ChopperSicBawls November 19, 2009

cock chops

Secret snowboarding term used when your mate has made a complete mug of themselves on the piste. From this day forward there's no return for them and they will forever be know as a cock chop.

"Where's Tim?"

"Who?"

"Tim"

"Oh you mean cock chops?, he's at the bar"

"Oi, cock chops, get us a beer"

by Ulrich Schnauss March 25, 2008

cock chops

A word used to call someone, to represent them sucking cock.

oi cock chops, fuck off!

by Warreno7 July 31, 2005

cock chopping

Similar to cock-blocking, but much more extreme.

In more detail... Getting close to having sex with a girl but being suddenly denied access due to your friend(not that good of a friend eh?)

You: Alan, Garrett is totally cock chopping you!

Alan: I know, hes not letting me do his sister

by NHDbeast June 16, 2009

Cock Chop

Derogatory term for a devout Jew. Phrase is derived from the bris-happy nature of the children of Abraham.

Woody: Still got your foreskin, boss?
Baruch: Yes. Celebrated my Bris Milah twice
Bubba: Sheesh, you're a cock chop on steroids

by wch-meister June 16, 2018

Cock in the Chops

Having a penis slapped across your butt cheeks or in between your butt crack, thus having, a Cock in the Chops.

Bro, I gave Molly a cock in the chops last night, her ass cheeks are the best!

by Who is... The Drizzle? September 8, 2010

Hitler Cock Chop

When a very powerful person or dictator has their cock chopped off by the rest of their subjects and peers, in reference to how hitler had only 1 testicle.

1: "So, this bully at school got a 'Hitler Cock Chop' and never came to school again."
2: "Damn, that's rough."

by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023