cock bomb

To send someone a text message picture of your cock without warning them.

That girl over there is eating dinner with her grandma, i just cock bombed her to see the look on her face.

by biggeredder November 27, 2011

cock bomb

To look at a tv, movie screen, or computer monitor just to be forced to look at a penis or penises.

That bastered told me that he downloaded some hot chics on the computer, but when I looked I realized I was cock bombed.

by jon.o December 26, 2009

cock bomb

cockaroach bomb,insect bomb

im ganna cock bomb my shed tomorrow

by numstto November 6, 2007

Cock bomb

When some asshole randomly sends you a picture of their penis

Girl 1: "OMG! I woke up to a dick pic sent by Patrick."
Girl 2: "He cock bombs everyone. He's so nasty. What did you do?"
Girl 1: "I sent him Eric's cock bomb dick pic from last week. That'll teach him"
Girl 2: "Yeah, you gotta fight penis with penis."

by Denver'sDarling September 1, 2013

Cock Bombing

When you take a picture of your junk and send it to unsuspecting people, friends, colleagues, strangers, etc via Text Message/Email

To bomb someone with your cock.

Brett Favre with free time continues to drop bombs to open receivers, unluckily for them, its a cock-bomb.

Brett Favre has been cock bombing people over the last few yrs.

by theminx666 January 24, 2011

sticky cock smoke bomb

When you cum under water in the bathtub, and get out shortly after. It feels like a glue bottle exploded on your stomach and treasure trail, because the cum doesn't clean very easily, and requires scrubbing.

The first time my cock smoked i thought it was a genie, but then i realized it was a sticky cock smoke bomb.

by handl3r November 7, 2007

Fayettenam Cock-bomb

Any male, female, transgender person who spends the evening at a army military barracks or compound and let's the whole platoon hit it buffett style all you can eat.

Hey Bo, congrats I just heard the news that last weekend your baby momma received a Purple Heart award for surviving a direct impact of a Fayettenam Cock-bomb. She Betta warsh that BOOTYHOLE next time u go to pound town!!!

by Southview6pack September 26, 2025