Guy - Hey, do you want a drink?
Girl - Yeah, sure
COCK BLOCK MARK - YEEAAAH, THREE POINT ONNEEE
Girl - *Leaves*
Girl - Yeah, sure
COCK BLOCK MARK - YEEAAAH, THREE POINT ONNEEE
Girl - *Leaves*
by Anonymouswindsor3.1 October 27, 2010
Anyone or anything that gets in the way of you getting some. The cock-block can be male,female, or inanimate. Many cock-blocks can't get any themselves so they try to stop somebody else. If they ain't scorin' nobody's scorin'. No scene is too embarassing in their undying quest to prevent your action. If your buddy's a cockblock don't bring him or her.
1. My old boss, Bob is such a cock-block. He won't let any of us guys chat with the female employees.
2. My car was a cock-block. It broke down on my way to the party so I couldn't go and possibly hook-up. I had to wait for the tow-truck to come and tow me home.
2. My car was a cock-block. It broke down on my way to the party so I couldn't go and possibly hook-up. I had to wait for the tow-truck to come and tow me home.
by DennisIsEvil February 28, 2006
by Alabama Atheist August 19, 2006
You're being a total Cock Block, Andy, stop doing blow on the table in front of these fine pieces of ass.
by Aneiz November 25, 2005
whooaa did you see that cockblock the other day?
yeah i can't believe harry put his arm around hermione like that, ron was totally about to make a move
yeah i can't believe harry put his arm around hermione like that, ron was totally about to make a move
by ashsal June 24, 2011
by Anonymous February 06, 2003
When you're hanging out with a girl, and one of your friends tries their hardest to split you and the girl up as a joke. This makes your friend a cockblock.
Clayton: Hey so do you maybe wanna-
Colton: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE DUDE!
*The girl Clayton is talking to leaves.
Clayton: Thanks cockblock.
Colton: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE DUDE!
*The girl Clayton is talking to leaves.
Clayton: Thanks cockblock.
by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016
Mar 8 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose