Coagulations

A way of saying congratulations but with less harsh percussive sounds to emphasise sarcasm.
Can be out of laziness or being quirky.
Makes you seem funier if you use it.

Fredrick: oh shit! Fuck, just dropped my wallet and spilled all my change.
Jeremy: oh, well done. Coagulations

by BigPickleWibble1287 April 15, 2024

Confagulations

1. When two gay persons enter marriage and one wishes to sarcastically congratulate them

2. Sarcastic congratulation to anyone you dislike

1. Bob: "Scott and Ted finally tied the knot."
Tim: "Well, confagulations to them..."

2. Rick: "Hey guys, I just financed a new BMW!"
Walter: "Confagulations."

by Ryan D. Ellis December 22, 2008

lacto coagulation

when the grated parmesan cheese gets all clogged up in the cheese dispenser at Pizza Hut

How old is this crap? Doesn't anyone clean these hole grates out? The lid has lacto coagulation and nothing is coming out no matter how hard I shake it!

by HEPchi July 1, 2009

convagulations

Used to express a great appreciation for ones triumphant deeds especially in regards to copulation

See also: congratulations, vagina

- I boned a Perfect 10 model last night.
- Convagulations!

by βĠ October 10, 2007

Convagulations

Appropriate for several occasions: A woman's pregnancy; Negative cervical cancer test; Taking one for the team (Convagulations dude, you just nailed a fat chick.)

"My wife's pregnant." "Wow. Convagulations!"

by PettyRider April 24, 2010

coagulation

The process of liquids (such as semen) becoming a semi-solid or solid state from the contact of water or other viscuous substances.

When that girl sucks on my dick in the shower my semen went through this wild coagulation and became small chunks all over the place. She ate them.

by Daniel Gazenski May 5, 2007

convagulations

A word use to praise a birth.

Friend: 28 years ago today I squoze my 1st baby out of my vagina

Me: Convagulations!

by turtlehore December 14, 2018