lacto coagulation 

when the grated parmesan cheese gets all clogged up in the cheese dispenser at Pizza Hut

How old is this crap? Doesn't anyone clean these hole grates out? The lid has lacto coagulation and nothing is coming out no matter how hard I shake it!

lacto coagulation by HEPchi July 1, 2009

coagulator 

A bong used for smoking meth.
**coag for short.

"Hey let's hit the coagulator"

coagulator by dd mylo March 29, 2017

coagulation 

The process of liquids (such as semen) becoming a semi-solid or solid state from the contact of water or other viscuous substances.

When that girl sucks on my dick in the shower my semen went through this wild coagulation and became small chunks all over the place. She ate them.

coagulation by Daniel Gazenski May 5, 2007

coagulicious 

How a dog would describe the flavor of a used tampon that he has just eaten.

Why the hell would your dog eat a tampon? - because he finds them coagulicious

coagulicious by dmas10 July 6, 2006

coagulation 

The act of getting a notoriously big dick. Not for the faint of heart. Most commonly performed by ninjas and physicists.

If coagulation lasts longer than four hours, consult a physician immediately.

coagulation by NotoriousE.D. December 9, 2007

Coagulation 

It is the state of a penis being stuck between being rock hard and being flaccid

BRO EVERYTIME I SEE MISS PENG MY PENIS GOES HARD BUT THEN ITS SOFT AS SOON AS I LEAVE ENGLISH, I THINK IM GOING THROUGH COAGULATION

Coagulation by lilldicky69420 June 16, 2022

Coagulations 

A way of saying congratulations but with less harsh percussive sounds to emphasise sarcasm.
Can be out of laziness or being quirky.
Makes you seem funier if you use it.

Fredrick: oh shit! Fuck, just dropped my wallet and spilled all my change.
Jeremy: oh, well done. Coagulations

Coagulations by BigPickleWibble1287 April 15, 2024