A Coach Mike is the best basketball coach of all time. Literally the GOAT. He will turn your jump shot from broke to beast in no time. Coach Mike is a lady's guy. Whenever he's not ballin, he's spending time with the ladies. Basketball doesn't define a Coach Mike, Coach Mike defines basketball.

Sorry I cant, I'm ballin with Coach Mike.

Coach Mike by BCbeeeeaaassst January 26, 2018

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Imagine this there’s a world where being naked is normalized and at hustle hard athletics chris riina came in coach mikes eye he would say something like”awh fuck nick there’s cum in my eye it’s melting”

Coach mike- Coach nick theres cum in my eye

Coach Mike by Mikedadike July 7, 2025

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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