A typically disgusting human being . The skankiest of skanks. The dirty stinking whore you wouldnt piss on if she was on fire. A carrier of the worst aids you've ever seen
Hey stringbeen That bitch is a dirty stinking shitbag .she would definitely give you aids. Yeah Roy you could almost call her a scandanavian clunge biscuit she's so gross
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When you have rough sex for hours and, by the end, you can climb inside your partner's vagina for a nap
Even though he has a 2-inch penis, Corey and Logan spent all night knee deep in clunge
by Tbanski125 September 23, 2016
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A cute dog, baby or absolute LAD who attracts females like they're going out of fashion.
Have you seen Dave's new puppy? Absolute clunge sponge!
by Colonel Fenton Summerville September 4, 2014
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Approximately 4am i the morning, when the clubs are shutting and you should be getting some clunge, however, you're probably in your flat doing stupid shit because you have failed to pull
It's clunge o clock, lets get drunker and build a tower of beer cans
by daveave December 6, 2010
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Someone who is going out looking for clunge, someone on the pull. Similar to a 'Squirt Hunter'.
You are the best clunge crawler! Tonight we are definately clunge crawling!
by Squirthunter September 24, 2009
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The natural charmer in a group of friends, usually surrounded by a horde of starry eyed girls drooling over him.
Speaker 1: Have you seen Jamie anywhere?

Speaker 2: The Clunge-meister general? Yeah he's in the middle of those screaming girls over there.
by JHold93 February 8, 2011
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The allowance (money) a male recieves every week in order to seek clunge. The male must use the clunge seeking allowance to pay for a nice shirt, a pair of loafers and cologne. This in turn will impress the clunge, and lure her into providing the male with her clunge services.

N.B: A male cannot recieve clunge seeking allowance when he is recieving clunge on a regular basis. *Clunge seeking benefit fraud*
"I can't come out tonight mate. I've got no clunge seeking allowance (c.s.a) left"
by girlslikedjs February 13, 2009
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