club bed 

A place you tell someone your going if you are too tired to go anywhere.

"Yo bro where you going tonight?"

"Yo Im goin to Club Bed, I heard DJ Pillow and MC Blanket is in the house, and the ladies are gettin in free ALL NIGHT!"

club bed by D Dubz October 9, 2007

code clubbed 

the act of being put on the backburner and led on for days, months to years

to be put into maintenance mode

man, i really wanted to grind farming this week but i code clubbed it until next week

yo dude do you still talk to that girl from high school? naw man i code clubbed her until i can figure out if shes worth my time

code clubbed by peacockmrhavelnot May 14, 2019

Country Clubbed 

When a younger person is confronted, with complete surprise, by a naked middle aged person or senior in a manner that is akin to walking into the locker room at a country club.

Whoa, I just got country clubbed by my father-in-law. Eeeugh.

Your Mom left the hotel room open and when I walked in I was greeted with a full on country club from her!

Country Clubbed by glamrocker May 1, 2012

clubbed to death

an awesome song composed and produced by Rob Dougan. it has been used in many soundtracks, including the Matrix trilogy.

Clubbed To Death is a badass song

clubbed to death by KRHimself June 10, 2006

Clubbed thumbs 

Clubbed thumbs (scientific name brachydactyly type D) is a recessive trait that reduces the length of the top bone of your thumb, resulting in short, fat thumbs. It really sucks because you get made fun of and texting is harder, it's also harder to play a lot of musical instruments and don't even get me started on having to find a bowling ball that doesn't get stuck on your thumb. You can have both or just one clubbed thumb, it also has like a million nicknames, including murderer's thumb, toe thumb, royal thumb, etc.

Person: Eww your thumbs are ugly
Me: Yeah I have clubbed thumbs and it makes it really hard to play the bassoon.

Clubbed thumbs by A Sharp Major July 28, 2018

[clubbed to death] 

the most inspirational/motivational song ever. If you listen to clubbed to death in key life situations you will come out on top

Whenever I listen to clubbed to death when i work out i give maximum effort

[clubbed to death] by deceptionman January 25, 2009

Clubbed with your own chicken 

To experience problems as a result of one's own cunning plans. To be too clever for one's own good. Similar in usage to "hoist with your own petard".

"Britney, you're doing pretty well, keeping yourself in the tabloids with these stunts. Just make sure you don't end up in jail or the nuthouse, don't wanna end up clubbed with your own chicken..."

Clubbed with your own chicken by Ultrahadeen March 4, 2008