clown dog 

A person who is amusing edging on being a little bit crackers.

someone is rolling around on the floor talking utter rubbish whilst wearing a wooden skirt- I'd say " your a right clown dog"

clown dog by kat December 10, 2003

Clown Dog 

The act of wearing clown makeup while performing anal sex on a recipient that has not received an enema or some kind of anal douche prior to the act, followed by oral sex in which the recipient cleans the penis or dildo in a fashion resembling eating a chili dog at a carnival.

She is a hardcore ICP groupie.I heard they gave her a clown dog while they were on tour last year.

Clown Dog by Paul-E-Sure June 18, 2020

Clown Dog 

Some dufuss looking kid boy/girl that dresses in goofy clothes and acts retarded. Usually found hanging out in front of the video game or the 7-11.

Hey...check out the clown dog! Somebody needs to close the rodeo gate.

Clown Dog by Dr.Robert June 16, 2005

Clown Dogging 

Like raw dogging , except you fuck yourself over by being ignorant .

“I’m clown dogging this next test.”
“Look at him clown dogging up that perfectly good opportunity!”

Clown Dogging by FenderBender19 March 13, 2019

clown dogging 

When you dress up as a clown and do it doggy style.

"She was squeezing my red nose as I was clown dogging her."
"Clown dogging is illegal in India."

clown dogging by Roo and Doo November 28, 2007

Clowndog 

A funny person who is appreciated by everyone for their antics. Often someone who is off the wall.

Look at that clowndog eating superglue!

Son of a clowndog!

That clowndog shouldn't be peeing there.

Clowndog by Russianhollander March 30, 2010

Clowndog 

The act of having spectacular diarrhea after over indulging in food and/or drink.

Can I use your bathroom. I need to clowndog.

Or

If you eat all those cheese fries you are going to clowndog in the car.

Clowndog by Meemu October 19, 2022