clot

Used to describe people in your life who are holding you back.

Marcus never lets you go out and party with the girls. He's always telling you to stay in. He's a clot.

"Mom you always make me do my homework before I can go out with my friend. You're such a clot."

by eyedoobs October 13, 2017

Clot

Someone who prevents/delays an individual from participating in something enjoyable.

Ugh, my friend is such a clot. They always drag me to their place and never let me go out and party.

by FoodForTitan June 29, 2018

Corn Clot

Noun

A turd lathered in corn kernels; The aftermath of a corn-on-the-cob buffet;

"Hold my beer while I go pass this corn clot."

by mississippi_dude September 22, 2022

Clot Robertson

When a gay Queenslanders bum clot gets wedged in their soft heart and creates some mischief.

Sebastian!! Don’t go all clot Robertson on me now. We have to go to Calvin’s house for a pos party. You promised !

by Queerbear69 June 12, 2025

Sassy Blood Clot Sizta's

Two dumbAAAAUUUGGGGHHHH gays who shared 1 singular cell of the brain.

Sassy Blood Clot Sizta's rule the world.

by Jadaxxxxxxxxxx May 09, 2022

Clot Blocked

Similar to being cock blocked. But instead of another person interfering with the prospect of coitus,
It is the realisation that the woman has her rags, With blood clots so heavy, even dolmio cant bear to wear that grin.

" Hey Shannan, Did you end up rooting that hot cunt Beezy the other night?

" No, I wish! I really wanted to, but i got clot blocked"

PERSON 1 " Do you reckon Chris rooted that hoT old bird Shannan"
PERSON 2 " Nah ,poor cunt got clot blocked'
PERSON 1 " I didn't think hed let a bit of blood stop him
PERSON 2 " It didnt , He still tried, what a keeper"

by ShannanD January 11, 2025

kush clot

When you smoke a fatty and your veins start flowing with loud

Also see kush coma

Dude: Bruh I just smoked this blunt on my ride to work and I feel a kush clot comin.
Bruh: Damn.. good luck.

by Princesspanda May 20, 2016