A rather bizarre sexual practice that also involves spending a little money. The first thing you'll need is an old Grandfather Clock and a bag of Oranges. please note: A Cuckoo Clock will not work because the effect that is needed is a loud 'chime'. While having sex with your partner wait hourly until you hear the chime and shove an orange in her ass. Do this until you've got about 9 in deep. When she pleads for you to not another orange in her ass, wait for the next chime, remove 1 orange from her ass and stuff it in her mouth and say, "Orange you glad I didnt' shove another one in your ass?"
I think Sheila and I did the clockwork orange 'til around 10 this morning. I know because the clocked chimed 10 times!
by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009
a stupid piece of literal and cinematographical dense shit refered as a masterpiece mostly by the snoobish people
"oh my god havent u seen the A Clockwork Orange movie yet? get the fuck away man, why are u still talking to me?"
by noneimportant May 5, 2006
by Freakgirl March 23, 2006
Arguably the most moronic book to ever masquerade as a masterpiece. The main problem is, of course, the completely pointless butchering of the English language. I mean really, if I wanted to read writing that garbled I would just read Shakespeare.
"...with his glazzies glazed and sort of burbling slovos like 'Aristotle wishy washy works outing cyclamen get forficulate smartish'."
by Nope4810 April 15, 2005
by imagine March 24, 2003
by AtaMete52 December 16, 2017
an act in which the male - during anal intercourse- spreads semen and orange jello powder onto the females anus and licks it off in a clockwise fashion
by bokizzzle February 4, 2009