One who is physically as well as mentally fucked and cannot complete everyday tasks such as walking, driving, talking or wiping his ass.
Emmet: Hey Bow did you Clinch?
Bow: Yeah i took a steamy shit on his bonnet.
Emmet: Nice man, nice.
Bow: Yeah he's a beanbag
Bow: Yeah i took a steamy shit on his bonnet.
Emmet: Nice man, nice.
Bow: Yeah he's a beanbag
by yourabeanbag June 18, 2009
clinch / un-clinch is what most guys do with their butt-cheeks when they're jacking off and trying to cum.
by USAF Cadet April 1, 2021
The Clinch is the embodiment of STI's. The Clinch can spread infection through proximity, saliva, blood, urine, and other means not yet identified by modern science. Some evidence suggests persons can contract a variety of infections from the clinch via text messages, msn, or even from excessive facebook creeping. Currently the only known prevention from contracting Clinch based virus' is abstaining from excessive contact with the Clinch.
by My Corn December 3, 2008
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by 6o66y dville November 15, 2007
by tashatoxic1 May 6, 2011
Superficially uptight teacher, but really a dominatrix at night who specialises in anal insertion of a barometer.
by :|| October 6, 2003