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Cloinger 

A person with a walrus mustache, that flies expensive kites. Also has problems with bathing, and loves larger women. In rare circumstances their teeth are appearing to rot/glow with a yellow light. Generally believed to guard personal beliefs that black people can't swim, and asians love to do math, and backs them up with "statistics".
Brush your teeth, those things are Cloinger...
Cloinger by robert the crutch May 21, 2011
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The act of providing unusually small, or "stingy", portions when serving food or drinks.
"Man, he is really Cleming that slice of cake! I'd like more than a bite size piece."
"I can't even taste the vodka in this drink, the bartender must have been Cleming."
Cleming by foxteam December 22, 2014

clevinger 

To do something unsafe against the rules, and put others in danger by concealing your action as you know your buddy is getting punished for the same thing.
Own up to your mistake and don't put your teammates in danger by pulling a clevinger.
clevinger by Jijiji August 12, 2020
Having sex with your own clone.
Clexing with my clone is so good.

I had a good Clexing with my clone last night.
Clexing by ChunkieSmooth September 29, 2022

clefing-out 

profusely sweating from the arm-pits; much like the fashion of musician, Wyclef Jean
I need to change my shirt, I'm totally clefing-out!
clefing-out by shele8 April 8, 2010

Clemingston 

1. A person who is a terrible host.

2. A person who eats or drinks without offering anything to their guest(s).
He was such a clemingston. He ate five bars of chocolate and never offered me any.
Clemingston by Alex-Li Tandem February 26, 2009
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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