Clear Eyes 

God's gift to stoners, delivered to us by Ben Stein. It gets the red out, so people think you're sober, but your friends know better! Also comes in small, easy-to-shoplift packaging so you can save some extra money for more hydro.

I tell people that the reason I keep Clear Eyes around is because typing essays on the computer irritates my eyes.

Clear Eyes by Chernorizets Hrabr November 2, 2004

Clear Eyes 

A stoner's best friend. Gets eyes clear in minutes no matter how blasted they may be. Also a great thing to carry to school because you can say wind irritates your eyes or something nonchalant like that.

I carry Clear Eyes with my 24/7, you never know who'll smoke you out and when.

Clear Eyes by TFS October 1, 2005

clear eyes 

A magical liquid use to get eyes that are really red to be clear again.

Damn how much you be smoking cause your eyes are bloodshot, I think you need some clear eyes.

clear eyes by Visual September 3, 2003

Clear Eyes 

Once a man dumps his load wherever he pleases, he grabs the woman, opens her eye up and deposits his last droplets of semen into her pupil thus putting drops in her eye.

P: Last night Mary and I smoked a bowl and banged. Afterwards I came on her face, I gave her clear eyes.

H: You said you were out.

P: I know, I deposited my last drops of cum in her eyes.

H: Shibby!

Clear Eyes by sensimillia August 8, 2009

Clear Eyes 

Brand of eye drop

Clear Eyes eye drops relieve dry, red, itchy eyes. Whether or not you wear contact lenses

Clear Eyes by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

A Mercury And Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast. 

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A Mercury And Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.

A Mercury And Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast. by InterpersonalCommunication March 5, 2025

A Mercury-Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast. 

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A Mercury-Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.

A Mercury-Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast. by InterpersonalCommunication March 5, 2025