by bonitas October 21, 2008
Get the clay aikenmug. When a dude preferably black has sex with a small white dude and after butt sex the small white guy gives the black dude a bj the the black dude accidently sticks his dick into the white guys eye and there is cum all up in there it instantly turns red and puffy and slimy just like clay aikens career
by puppanipple johnson July 24, 2008
Get the clay aikenmug. 1) the gay runner up in american idol
2) the runner up in a non-racially viased show
3) a short hobbit
4) a man who is in love with a man (aka homo)
5) a person who has no friends and should be called a claymate because she is so femanine
2) the runner up in a non-racially viased show
3) a short hobbit
4) a man who is in love with a man (aka homo)
5) a person who has no friends and should be called a claymate because she is so femanine
"you are such a clay aiken, dude. go away"
"i don't do that sort of thing. the closest to you i'll ever be is if my foot goes up your ass. go back to p-town."
"i don't do that sort of thing. the closest to you i'll ever be is if my foot goes up your ass. go back to p-town."
by i_am_jesus September 22, 2008
Get the clay aikenmug. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay GAY GAY GAY
by hawkdude56 April 20, 2005
Get the clay aikenmug. by bonitas June 24, 2006
Get the clay aikenmug. The only truly successful American Idol contestant who must maintain ambiguity for fear of losing his hardcore fanbase of homophobic fundamentalist Christian females who don’t realize his performances are meant to be done in drag.
by MrWall September 03, 2007
Get the clay aikenmug. by Cuddles McBalls December 12, 2006
Get the clay aikenmug.