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Clam Jammed 

The female version of cock block
Heather: I was flirting with Edward the other day and Michelle came over, took his hand, and brought him home with her....the bitch clam jammed me.
Clam Jammed by bwrightlovesyou January 18, 2023

clam jammer 

An individual who clam jams, in other words an individual who prevents a female from getting some hot action whether intentionally or unintentionally. A clam jam is a common maneuver in the lesbian community, but can also be applied when a girl is trying to hook up with a guy. While clam jamming is an effective form of birth control it is frowned upon in most societies.
wendy: Dang i was totally gonna get some last night till that kid's friend ended up being a stupid clam jammer.

wendy's friend: Rude!

wendy: Whateva i'm over it
clam jammer by Whateva!! February 9, 2010

Clam Jammer 

a slang term for penis. the jammer of the clam. the clam being the vagina.
Steve's clam jammer is on the fritz
Clam Jammer by titanboy2793 August 27, 2008

clam jammers

Women’s high wasted jeans or shorts that jam into their clam.
Natalie was wearing those clam jammers again today. She’s got quite a camel toe.
clam jammers by JDubya67 May 31, 2019

Clam Jammer 

Noun; Slang for a female condom.
"I wouldn't have gotten pregnant had I used a clam jammer!"
Clam Jammer by ThomasJohn December 13, 2012
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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