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a sexy beast who has nice calves that will make you sweat. he will make you wet all over and you'll have to change your underwear 49 times a day, especially if you're a guy. charedo will make you be gay for him. charedo is a kind of guy where you wanna write gay fanfiction about him. charedo describes somebody who is hella ratchet and somebody who has hella ratchet weave too. he also looks gay. but he might not be. but nobody really knows the charedo's sexuality. the most important part of a charedo is the booty and the calves.
niqqa 1: dayummm chigga, he must be tasty like an asian boy with busty porn.
niqqa 2: my tiqqa, my tiqqa, charedo.
charedo by charedoluvr1111111111 November 8, 2013
A short term to express the phrase “I really don’t care.” When the other person said something rude or unwarranted, you say “cared” to show that what they said means nothing to you and is honestly purposeless.
Adam: “I’m sorry babe I can’t pick you up from work anymore, i’m too lazy.”
Lisa: “Cared adam. You don’t ever show you care about me.”
Cared by cheymed April 3, 2019
Northern Don's getting over excited helping others.
Hey Don, helping that old person gave me a stonking Caredon..
caredon by Don of Don town. April 20, 2022

neva cared 

I just listened to neva cared it was gass
neva cared by Zuar June 14, 2023

Sphere of Careditude 

Used in the context of either giving a shit about something or not. The combination, to be used, has to pass two requirements: 1) That something is within you circle of knowledge and influence and 2) You either give a shit or you don't give a shit about it (usually the latter).

Careditude is not a combination of the words care and attitude, it is a made up word that has roots with the word care. It is basically a nicer way to tell someone you can really give a rats ass about what they are talking about without really sounding like a dick.
John - "Man I am going broke and it's because I spend all my money on porn."

Peter - "Not my problem."

John - "But you don't understand, I can't stop buying it."

Peter - "Not within my Sphere of Careditude, fag."
Sphere of Careditude by Deebo568 November 24, 2009