Cinco de Drinko

A clever play on "Cinco de Mayo," yet another foreign "holiday" that white folks (particularly teens and those in their early 20s) use as an excuse to drink copious amounts of alcohol (in this case Cuervo and Corona)during daylight hours.

Spencer: Say, what are we doing for Cinco de Mayo?

Ashton: You mean Cinco de Drinko!! We're gonna get gooned on tequila, broseph!!

Cinco de Drinko by Jaws13 May 3, 2009

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Cinco de Drinko

The celebration period of Cinco de Mayo. Drinking on or around or for the holiday.

Hey, I wanna get my Cinco de Drinko on -- are you in??

Cinco de Drinko by JennJennSiren October 25, 2010

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cinco de drinko

a party incorporating Mexican themes, such as margaritas and guacamole, regardless of party-goers nationalities. best if not taken too seriously and barely resembling a traditional celebration of Mexico's Cinco de Mayo.
best served on or around the date of Cinco de Mayo.

are you going to Monica's Cinco de Mayo party tonight?" "but today is May 7th, isn't the party a bit late?" "well, this party is more like..Cinco de Drinko

cinco de drinko by appendixxx June 3, 2011

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

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