An Irish leprechaun that eats crisps for a living, be careful if you ever run into a chuuluv they may seem sweet but really they are aggressive beasts who lurk in the shadows waiting to attack
"Hey chuuluv just posted"
"Wow that's so amazing and scrumptious let me bounce in joy while I dance with the faes"
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).