by NatorGreen7000 February 17, 2023
What did you do this weekend?
I had a wank in church.
Ok...
Yeah, the priest wasn't too happy but he saw a choir boy and did the same.
I had a wank in church.
Ok...
Yeah, the priest wasn't too happy but he saw a choir boy and did the same.
by Baconwound August 9, 2022
The religion of the Tobleronian people. It allows the people to eat one Toblerone per week, on Tobleronsday. If the Lord has been disobeyed the sinner will be sacrificed via Tobleroning. Bob would be a good example, as he was the first sinner.
We are going to Toblerone church this Tobleronsday.
by radzz111 April 1, 2021
The Church of Nilton was founded in the 1970s in the UK. While technically not a church, it promotes collective class consciousness through a Marxist framework. The followers of the Church are colloquially known as Niltonites.
Hey, have you seen the Church of Nilton building that popped up around the corner? Those bloody Niltonites better not spread their Marxism here.
by Boris Johnsonion August 23, 2023
The ultimate approval or agreement to something’s awesomeness. Most commonly used by dudes in their 40s who have removed “f*** yeah” from their vocabularies.
by MECL July 29, 2023
To completely agree with someone, or to say that you are on the same page. Your agreeance is so strong, it’s religious.
John: Yo, if that Mutha fucka don’t pay me tomorrow I’m gonna whoop his ass!
Sean: church, bro. Church.
Sean: church, bro. Church.
by Eggcleary June 28, 2022
Also known as Kirks, churches are where the christans often go on a Sunday, being the heart of their lord and savior, Jesus Christ. It's also the place where people visit, and also the place to go and watch several people perform musical pieces, like those who are experienced with the piano can play Beethoven's songs, such as Für Elise.
As a verb, it's an abbreviation of the word church.
As a verb, it's an abbreviation of the word church.
Mandy: Have you been to atleast 3 churches lately?
Becky: Yea, I have.
Mandy: How good were they?
Becky: Meh...
Becky: Yea, I have.
Mandy: How good were they?
Becky: Meh...
by ImusthavebeenforgottenmynameXD August 31, 2018