A chunky butter/chunkie butter is the opposite of a butterface -- so instead of her body being fine and her face unattractive, her face is fine and her body might be unattractive, or just a little chunky.
A woman inserts a candlestick into a man's butt and lights it. She next sings happy birthday like Marilyn Monroe. Finally, she extinguishes the flame by urinating on it while making fire engine sounds.
A woman inserts a large candlestick into a man's butt and lights it. She then sings happy birthday like Marilyn Monroe. After the song, she extinguishes the flame by urinating on it while making fire truck sounds.