Chuck E Cheese

A loud place with strange children runnning amuck and a creepy guy in a mouse suit.
Also a place where they get away for selling plastic pieces of crap for 300+ tickets.

Why not go to Chuck E Cheese?

Chuck E Cheese by a sarcastic kid January 20, 2009

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Chuck E Cheese

1 n. a place where pedophiles can hang around the little children and get off in the ball pit.

2 v. the act of nabbing a youngin by Wes Meythaler and giving the youngin "the business."

3 Their pizza gives you the worst shits ever.

I'm not taking my son to Chuck E. Cheese because they will shit in the ball pit.

OR

Wes Meythaler did a Chuck E Cheese on my son

Chuck E Cheese by Chuck E Cheese Owner November 21, 2009

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Chuck E Cheese

A place where a kid can be a kid

Alex: daddy can I go to Chuck E Cheese
Daddy: nah man we’re going to the club
Alex: but daddy I’m only 7 years old I’m not old enough to go to the club. I wanna go to a place where a kid can be a kid.
Daddy: fine
Alex: YAAAAAAAAAY!

Chuck E Cheese by Kidswillbekids March 27, 2019

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chuck e cheese

A place for youngsters to have a good time and enjoy pizza.
Also a place to get fucked in public and nobody cares.

At chuck e cheese the other day, I was playing a car race game. I won, then a hot girl come up to me and sits on my lap. She pulled my pants down a little and proceeded to ride my cock in public.

chuck e cheese by yomama0 January 29, 2014