Angels sang out in immaculate chorus, down from the heavens, decended Chuck Norris, who delivered a kick which could shatter bones, into the crotch of indiana jones, who fell over on the ground writhing in pain, as batman changed back into bruce wayne, but Chuck saw through his clever disquise, and he crushed batmans head, inbetween his thighs...
by Omega Battle Creator March 2, 2006
1. After hearing the name not much must be said
2. Sheer awesomeness
3. The target of millions of complimentary Jokes
2. Sheer awesomeness
3. The target of millions of complimentary Jokes
by Yourmomsvaginalcrease October 12, 2009
Don't be an idiot everyone knows you don't search for Chuck Norris on Urban Dictionary he finds you.
Chuck Norris
by Annie Dawson September 15, 2010
by chuck norris the ninetyith June 9, 2010
You can not define Chuck Norris, he defines you.
by sumyeikmei September 29, 2010
1. Damn, Chuck Norris is a pimp
2. James threw up all over the drama room today, so from now on were calling him Chuck Norris.
2. James threw up all over the drama room today, so from now on were calling him Chuck Norris.
by Mike March 8, 2004
The only man in the world who can throw a baby at Mach 12.
He can also eat the sun, and bench press himself with both arms tied behind his back.
He destroyed Asian villages by the dozen, for his morning jog.
He can also eat the sun, and bench press himself with both arms tied behind his back.
He destroyed Asian villages by the dozen, for his morning jog.
Chuck Norris can bench press the sun.
by Tink_the_Almighty August 16, 2009