When someone is obsessed with a famous person / actor /actress and stalks them through out the internet by watching all their works from start to end and knowing even the most minute details they themselves were not aware of . watching every movie or tv they starred in even if they came just for few frames in the movie.
Oh god she and her unholy obsession with that actor. if for anyone to know where she has been for the past 2 weeks. well she has been Chronologically Stalking that dude, and bloody hell won't stop talking about him.
by str__fckr November 30, 2019
chronologically challenged
definition:
to be unable to calculate time.
To be unable to say how long ago something was.
When did you see bob?
I think t was like 2-3 weeks ago.
bob aid it was yesterday.
oh, he is probably right, sorry I am chronologically challenged.
definition:
to be unable to calculate time.
To be unable to say how long ago something was.
When did you see bob?
I think t was like 2-3 weeks ago.
bob aid it was yesterday.
oh, he is probably right, sorry I am chronologically challenged.
when did you go to my house?
I was there about a month ago.
My CCTV footage says you were there last week.
oh well did you know that i am chronologically challenged?
I don't know if it was yesterday or a year ago
time is beyond my logical ability
I was there about a month ago.
My CCTV footage says you were there last week.
oh well did you know that i am chronologically challenged?
I don't know if it was yesterday or a year ago
time is beyond my logical ability
by MASTERWOOD August 4, 2019
1) a term used to describe one who keeps his/her lies in order of when they were invented.
2) also used by people who are too ignorant to know that they mean "pathological liar".
2) also used by people who are too ignorant to know that they mean "pathological liar".
ll Sunfleur ll: trish, the one you fk'd with
Centrino: that bitch is a chronological liar
ll Sunfleur ll: what the...?
Centrino: that bitch is a chronological liar
ll Sunfleur ll: what the...?
by SitOnMeShamrok7 March 22, 2013
"chronological snobbery," the uncritical assumption that her mother is hotter, whether or not this fact has been discredited. You must find why it has been discredited. Was it ever refuted (and if so by whom, where, and how conclusively) or did this opinion merely die away as fashions do? If the latter, this tells us nothing about its truth or falsehood of her hotness relative to her mom.
Bro 1:"Dude, her mom is a cougar, so much hotter. MILF."
Bro 2: "You need to get over your chronological snobbery."
Bro 2: "You need to get over your chronological snobbery."
by catholic chuckster July 6, 2010
A group of fabulous sexy superheroines that unite for 71 days out of every year, to fight for truth, justice, and fish sandwiches.
The Chronological Order is comprised of: Mono (Drop Dead Fred the Lesbian), Amaris (The Fly Girl), Heather (Hot Piece of Acid), and Tommy P. (The Rastafarian Gypsy, a.k.a. Esmerelda Marley) They are led by Heather's ancient egyptian mummy Grandfather, sometimes known as MummyDaddy, or the MumFather.
The Chronological Order is comprised of: Mono (Drop Dead Fred the Lesbian), Amaris (The Fly Girl), Heather (Hot Piece of Acid), and Tommy P. (The Rastafarian Gypsy, a.k.a. Esmerelda Marley) They are led by Heather's ancient egyptian mummy Grandfather, sometimes known as MummyDaddy, or the MumFather.
by Fuck Ass Finnemore December 12, 2003
A concept in which you think about multiple times, and each time you think about it, you think about it in the same steps to reach a conclusion.
A time I experienced recursive chronological-conceptualization, (this was before the Nintendo Switch OLED came out) I thought about ways to improve the shitty stand the Nintendo Switch has, and every time I thought about it, my brain went from a single stand on one side, to two on both sides, to an entire panel across the back and bottom half.
by VictoryGuard August 21, 2022
he once was a super-athlete, but now can't even lift the ball due to human chronological erosion
she once did twenty-five guys in one night, but now the fellows gag or are horrified, thanks to human chronological erosion!
she once did twenty-five guys in one night, but now the fellows gag or are horrified, thanks to human chronological erosion!
by michael foolsley December 21, 2009