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Christian Grey

The object of all womens affection after you read all 3 books. Mommy Porn.
I am in Christian Greys sub club
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Christian Grey

The so-called "love interest" from Fifty Shades of Grey, Christian Grey is a manipulative abuser hiding his crimes behind a charming public persona and by pretending to be a BDSM practitioner. He tries to justify his actions by pinning the blame on his childhood and his dead mother -- who he calls a "crack whore" -- despite the fact that: she tried her best to be a good mother to him even with the environment they were living in, he was taken in by a caring and well-off family after she died and has been living a pretty good life ever since, and he's a grown man regularly surrounded by other grown adults -- including his adoptive parents -- who are in normal, healthy relationships.
by Red Vanguard March 27, 2017
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Christian Grey

( based on the novel trilogy by E.L. James):

(very offensive): a very sexually deviant individual such as doctor Hannibal Lecter, or Lavrentiy Pavlovitch Beria.
any Christian Grey you happen to know should be given a psyche eval right away.
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Christian Grey

( based on the novel trilogy by E.L. James):

(very offensive): a very sexually deviant individual such as doctor Hannibal Lecter, or Lavrentiy Pavlovitch Beria.
any Christian Grey you happen to know should be given a psyche eval right away.
by Sexydimma September 19, 2015
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Christian Grey

noun
A man that is a complete gentleman in the public eye but completely wild and fierce in the bedroom
“My boyfriend is such a Christian Grey”
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Christian Grey

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Christian Grey'ing

verb. The act of ravaging a person sexually while blaming one's sexual deviance on a broken psyche, thereby converting the once vial act of near-rape into something your partner (and women everywhere) will perceive as romantic and desirable.

-the act of sadistic "fuckery" on an individual.
"Dude, she had a black eye, busted lip, and was in a coma for 3 weeks, I totally went Christian Grey on her!!!"

"The jury found the defendant guilty of first degree "Christian Grey'ing" after being shown evidence such as the victim's hospital bill, an abortion bill, and photos of dozens of women tied to rafters."
by TnJrealtalk December 17, 2012
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