literal fucking boulders. they’re called chris ricos because they’re rich in lbs and act like chris griffin. nobody is fatter than the big kahunas that are chris ricos. in fact, you can spot a chris rico by the little moons caught in their orbits. not only are they fat, but they are big boned too and everything including their skulls are massive.
chris rico is a ball.
by djscrimwithdat808 July 2, 2019