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A person of dubious mental talent and or social worth; a thicko, retard or moron.
Shut it you Chozzer!
Chozzer by Utini March 26, 2004
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A bone on the inside of your elbow.
"I just hit my chozzer on that table."
chozzer by Chris Mitchelleg July 14, 2006
This shit is so choice it's chezzer
chezzer by H-bomb jetpack March 17, 2004
A yiddish word for pig. Someone who wants more than what he needs and don't fly straight no more.
"See that fat bastard thats Nacho Contreas...El Gordo...He's a real CHAZZER!!!!!-Frank Lopez
chazzer by Big Seth November 3, 2003
A word used in the south of England to refer to a single Policeman. 'Cozzers' would be the word for two or more policemen on patrol. Possible bastardisation of the word 'Copper'
Run mate, it's the Cozzers !

Bacon. Cozzers.
Cozzer by Pabski July 18, 2003

chazzer cheese

a twat who cant talk to his girlfriend who he is 'madly in love with'. he likes to cheat on the love of his life. he has no friends. STAY AWAY FROM THE CHEESE. he sends the flag to mexico! he cant stand up straight because he stares at the ground when he feels awkward. he feels awkward for no reason, this is why he doesnt have a girlfriend.
we all hate chazzer cheese!
Chazzer cheese loves danielle!
chazzer cheese by k+kd September 20, 2012
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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