choog: n. I person who is both a chode and a moog. This insult is a second degree burn to someone because it is calling them two types of assholes at once.
"Tim why dont you sell some more candy bars you choog!"
A highly sought after Australian Male. The Choog, is known for rooting, drinking and conquering. Every man wants to be The Choog.
Last night at the pub, The Choog strolled in with a schooner in one hand, a grin that promised chaos, and by sunrise he’d conquered three kegs, four women, and the local strip joint - every bloke watching knew, deep down, they’d sell their left nut to live just one night as The Choog.