choking the nun

Euphemism for male masturbation. Coined (or at least made popular) by Ryan Stiles on Whose Line Is It Anyway.
"Sorry I'm late. I was choking the nun...if you know what I mean."
by Chemical Castration January 01, 2012
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choking the nun

"I love choking the nun every night"
by nicholas charlie March 02, 2005
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