This snack will change your life. One requirement before eating is you must be high on mary jane. Simply take with you a box of cheez its and a container of nutella. Next find a way to put the nutella on or between cheez its. Take a bite. And enjoy as your life is now changed.
A chocken is like a chicken only mightier. They are large and strong with giant pectoral muscles, and feet with a hundred toes. They are a menace, and cannot be slayed by an ordinaryhuman being. Only one with strength and courage, one who posesses the Sword of Truthiness, can slay a chocken.