Chocolate Hotdog

Yet another name for the urinal turd in South Park

Because one of you thought it would be a good idea to pull down your pants, ok, hover your butt cheeks over the urinal and squeeze out a chocolate hotdog, ok.

by Willba October 29, 2006

Chocolate Hotdog

A penis covered in feces after exiting an asshole after anal sex.

After Ted and Larry had sex, he might as well have called his dick a Chocolate Hotdog.

by hahaha_no December 29, 2006

Chocolate Hotdog

A steaming fecal mass!

Hold up, wait a minute... I gots ta drop off da chocolate hotdog, B!

by Rainsinger June 9, 2009

Chocolate Hotdog

When a woman/man while laying facedown spreads their butt cheeks while another individual defecates a solid turd into the opening of the cheeks. This creates the appearance of a chocolate hotdog which is carefully placed in-between two buns.

Robbie was lying on his stomach so I told him to spread his cheeks, and I gave him a chocolate hotdog. He loved it.

Sarah loves it when I give her a good ole chocolate hotdog. It gets her off!

by OGK37S3Y August 18, 2021

Chocolate Hotdog

When a girl shits on your dick and proceeds to give you a handjob

Dude 1: Bro did you get any last night?
Dude 2: Just a chocolate hotdog.

by DirtiestSanchez December 23, 2015

Lady Gaga Chocolate Hotdog Ravioli Suprise

Performed only in St.Louis. You do a high kick under the arch, and as you do this, your transgender dong pops out and you crap your pants at the same time. You finish this maneuver by eating toasted ravioli covered in Blemen.

You should avoid the Lady Gaga Chocolate Hotdog Ravioli Suprise directly after Cardinals Games.

by zShortbusz November 25, 2009