choad smuggler 

i.e. george bush

george bush is a choad smuggler

choad smuggler by Anonymous October 21, 2003

choad smuggler 

You know damn right what a choad smuggler is.

Dude 1: Umm, hey what are you doing?
Dude 2: Shh...smuggling choads.
Dude 1: THIS IS A STING! OMG TIME FOR YOU TO DIE ROTTEN CHOAD SMUGGLING BASTARD!
Dude 2: No! Why did I ever turn to choad smuggling! My life is wasted! No!

choad smuggler by weeeee March 4, 2003