Dude 1: Umm, hey what are you doing?
Dude 2: Shh...smuggling choads.
Dude 1: THIS IS A STING! OMG TIME FOR YOU TO DIE ROTTEN CHOAD SMUGGLING BASTARD!
Dude 2: No! Why did I ever turn to choad smuggling! My life is wasted! No!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!