Chives for eyes

To be so tired that your eyes cant open. Looking at someone with the eyes narrowed . Usually occurs the day after a long night of partying.

Im so tired I have chives for eyes

by Battyguy August 29, 2013

chive worthy

A photo that has already been posted on another site, is stolen, and submitted to TheChive.com.

Dude, did you see they stole your shit and posted it on the chive? Yeah, you're chive worthy.

by carl skan May 6, 2011

Chive Turkey

One who spends an immense amount of time using the chive.

Me: What are you doing?
Steve: Chiving.
Me: You've been on the chive for a minute.
Steve: Like three hours.
Me: ...Chive Turkey.

by JusCallMeBag January 28, 2013

butt chive

a butthole with a giant hemeroid sticking out with a shape of bowl of chives

sam said "look at johnny's ass" as johnny was bent over in gym class " he's got a giant roid!" billy said "he's such a butt chive dude"

by jetrush September 23, 2009

Chived

Simply pissed off

"I cant belive Iron Man dies, that part got me chived."

by libby evans June 10, 2019

chive worthy

Anything worthy of the best website on the internet. Examples include

1: A large breasted woman suffering from lower back problems
2: Epic fails
3: Hilarious internet memes
4: Animals doing funny things
5: All things awesome

She must have lower back problems because those jugs are chive worthy.

by ichivelikeitsmyjob December 17, 2010

CHIVE GAP

THE SMALL DIAMOND SHAPE SPACE BETWEEN A FINE GIRLS LEGS JUST BELOW HER BUTT.

when my girl friend walked away in a thong her chive gap looked amazing

by cheston May 23, 2013