chive

The Chive is just a way of life for the greatest community of misfits, hooligans, and sexy creatures to ever assemble. So when we say Chive On, it means we support our Troops and all First Responders. It's about working hard and playing harder. It's about paying it forward through Random Acs of Kindness. It's about coming through for the Chive Charities and supporting one another through humor and optimism. It's about not giving a fuck while giving the most fucks. We know how to tell a joke and how to take one. We're note legion, we're LEGEND. We don't wear masks, we wear the best tee's to ever be sold. Oh, and it's just a website with a shit-ton of entertaining pictures and videos; mostly boobs, bacon, adorable cats and Bill Fucking Murray
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the vein that is at the top of ur dick
my chive is pulsating
by timmy taint November 21, 2007
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(derived from Polish: szczypior)

1) Thin, sickly and valetudinarian dude usually with tuberculosis.

2) A total opposite of well spinached man.

3) A thin guy
Example:
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When I kick you, you will break in half you fucking chive.
by SOKÓŁ August 30, 2010
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n. chive
the result of being chiffed
a slap/smack on the side of one's head
I recieved an awful chive from my mom when I left my dirty dishes in the sink.
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Chive (chiving)

a verb refering to the act of fingering ones asshole
"Dude, I chived her good last night. She didn't even crap."
by Bonnar May 25, 2004
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Chived

Molly: Anton is really making me angry

Tommy: you feeling abit chived?
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Chive

i) A web-based platform in which millenial hipsters (that are dependant upon digital communication) use as an asset to promote sex appeal & comical adolescent behavior. Initially a somewhat scrutinized (for hoaxes) e-tabloid blog, the website owned & maintained by Resignation, LLC. is also responsible for a charity organization of the same name.
ii) a member of the onion family, noted for it's use as a condiment or garnish in a variety of cuisines.
i) "As a chivette, obviously my homepage is the Chive"
ii) A baked potato is typically topped with sour cream, bacon bits & chives.
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