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chis and sid 

a grammar school situated in sidcup that is recognised for it's purple uniform and high standard of education. what most don't see is the fact that 70% of students who go there are rich/middle class kids who bought their way in, and most of 'em are basic to high hell. aggressive confrontation is seen considerably less here compared to other schools as students prefer to gossip and quietly talk shit instead of actually facing whoever they dislike. weed and ketamine addictions are commonly seen amongst pupils. the school is understaffed and has hired pedophiles and inexperienced teachers out of desperation. it's also broke and tries way too hard to incorporate more 'progressive' views. also GARY IS FUCKING BALD!!!!
person 1) look at that kid throwing eggs at the elderly! his uniform is indeed quite... unique.

person 2) he's definitely from chis and sid. i would've thought grammar school kids would be more well behaved!
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Chis and sid 

Shitty grammar school in Sidcup. Full of chavs and wannabe roadmen. Some days are banging like sports day but that’s it. No one gets higher than 50% in any test unless ur a bangout but let’s face it that’s most of the school. Got some gems like jm247s (that’s his insta ladies get at it) and ledgend Nigel walker who is sick at croket. Mostly rich white kids or people like Chris koung but we don’t talk abt him. Lots of drama none of it said to ur face tho. Liesel the diesel and Jonathan all expelled mostly for weed addictions and knives. All teachers r nonces especially big man mr.goodman watch out. Juts don’t come to the school yeh :)
‘You go chis and sid?’
‘Yeh’
‘Aw that’s peak fam so sorry, look after urself yh’
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026